Not too long ago I visited a friend who was tryna hook me up with her uncle. Problem is she and I are so tight that we are like sisters so her uncle would be like my uncle and it just couldnt work out. When I left she said he looked at her and asked "how is a woman that fine still single" When she called me and told me I was like I hear that all the time. There is a good answer for that one. Its by choice!
Most of the men I encounter either dont have the mental capacity to hang with me, they lack motivation or are just dumb. I am not saying that all men are this way. Just the ones I meet. Some of the tiredest come on lines too. This one I heard the other day had me weak. This man had the nerve to walk up to me and ask if he could be my boyfriend number 2. Now I looked at him and debated on how to respond. Should I walk away or mess with him a little. I went with the latter I kinda get off on the shock factor of surprising folks so I in turn respond "I dont have a boyfriend number 1 and I already have a f%^$ buddy so where would u fit in that equation" Then I smiled at him. He responded with so can I call you and I laughed and walked away.
Then I met a guy out a few weeks ago who was pretty cute. I usually dont give out my number but he said he was from detroit. I figured whats the harm. Well he lied or half lied. He is from Detroit but has been living here the last 7 years. I wouldnt hold the fact that he turned out to be 5 years younger than me against him if it wasnt for that. Now he is constantly blowing me up so I probably need to just say dont call no more so he can stop.
Im not even gonna talk about the guy who was tryna get me to shout my number to him out the window of my car as we rode down cane run road. I get this same tired crap everywhere I go. This one guy wrote his number on a piece of paper and handed it to my son. Told him to make sure his mom called him. Donovan ripped it up. Even he knew that guy wasnt about anything.
No wonder a woman like me is still on the market. My friends say I am too picky about men and I admit it. I know what I want and what I dont want. Not everybody qualifies so im not gonna waste my time on someone who cant even make the cut.
I am recently divorced so I have basically been in a relationship my whole adult life and so I am just content on doing me right now. When the right one comes along to make me want to settle down I will but he aint came yet. I like to keep my options open. Right now im kinda dating a few guys. They are very different and offer different things and maybe one of them is the one maybe not. Right now I am taking applications. He has to be smart, have personality, have a goal and a purpose in life. I plan to do big things with mine. Must like rollercoasters and comedies. He would have to be supportive and understanding. Looks are a bonus. I usually become more physically attracted to a person as I get to know who they are anyway. Plus I am what you would call a handful. I would consider myself a brain though I dont get to show people that part of me often. I am spontaneous, random and free spirited just kinda go with the flow. Never a dull moment around me. So I have yet to find a man who can handle all that. So with me its kinda like step up or step off. So im still on the market cause I choose to be.
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